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Greetings, and welcome to my world. I'm your host, Sir Xetwnk; my friends call me "Xetwnk," and everyone else should call me "Sir." My world is a strange one, full of weird drawings, weird writings, odd little software ditties, and a just generally unusual outlook on life.

<put this in About>I'm also really, really good at Trivia, and have been trying to get onto Jeopardy(tm) for years because I rarely miss a question (unless it's a really, really obscure category...). I actually took the online qualifying test once but they never called. Fools-- they don't know what they're missing!

This website is currently somewhat primitive, as I am not really a Web designer (not yet, anyway), but I hope to improve it over time. See the Contact page for how to reach me if you have ideas for Something That Would Be Really Cool for me to add to this site!

This site would be much more interesting and fun (at least to me) if I were allowed to showcase not only the things I can do, but also the things I'm interested in; but I'm creating this as a school project and therefore am somewhat constrained... --But the class will end in May, so... WATCH THIS SPACE.

Now look around and see what there is to see.